Easter holiday is another important Christian holiday celebrated with unique and sometimes weird traditions. During Easter season, majority of Christians celebrate the day in feasting and merry making. Families after attending the Easter Sunday mass have get together with family and friends to remember the resurrection of Jesus and observed Easter traditions and customs they have grown up with like playing egg hunting.

This Easter season, you can make your get together livelier by cracking funny and egg-citing jokes. Funny Easter jokes can make parties colorful and fun. Check out some of the jokes I have found online and compiled.

Funny Easter Jokes

Easter is here again, make your Easter party the talk of the town not because of your delicious food and egg-citing games but because of the funny easter jokes you share.

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Easter Funny Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!

Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

Are you looking for funny easter bunny jokes? Well, there is no need as you can find the best funny jokes below, such as:


Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
Because the powder puff is on the other end!


How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!


What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!


What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!


What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain!


What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!


What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else


How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
She hires Santa’s elves during off-season


Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits’ feet


How do bunnies stay healthy?


What kind of stories do bunnies like best?


What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?

Hot, cross bunnies.


What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny


What do you call a bunny with a large brain?


What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding “hareline”


What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
One with a “hoppy” ending


Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you


What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold


What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny


How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours


What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up


How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast


How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
Only one because after that, it’s not empty!


Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Have you ever seen a bunny wearing glasses?


What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else.


Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.


What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?


How does the Easter Bunny make sure his basket goodies are evenly distributed?
Through a system of “chicks” and balances!


Where do bunnies hang out?
The hare salon!


How do you get letter to a bunny?
Hare mail


What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?


What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force


What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny


Why was the Easter Bunny nervous about his plan for delivering baskets?
Because Santa Claus told him, it was a harebrained scheme!


How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!


What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
Went on their bunnymoon!


Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
His friends egged him on!


What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet


Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
He ran a hop-sign!


What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated.


How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!


Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric.


How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for four hours!


How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!


Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day


How can you find the Easter bunny?
Eggs (x) marks the spot


Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Funny Easter Jokes for Kids

Make your Easter Sunday even more special with egg-citing games and funny easter jokes for kids.

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken


What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?
The Easter Elephant


Why should not tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up


What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Your one hot chick


Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken


What day does an egg hate the most?


How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the Eggs-it”.


Why can’t eggs be comedians?
They’d crack each other up!


Why did the Easter eggs race to the Easter basket?
They were dye-ing to get in.


Why do eggs go to the beach?
To search for seashells.


What do eggs listen to on the radio?
Yolk music!

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside!

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